whoa,  when did beiber start looking so attractive?

lol, puberty works wonders.

my family isn’t even a family anymore.

catatrigo:

That moment when you start talking about Sherlock and think you’ll have to explain what it is, what the bbc is, and why the person you’re talking to should watch, but then they totally surprise you by saying, “I watch Sherlock!” Then you fangirl about Benedict Cumberbatch’s cheekbones together while you feel good knowing that Sherlock is spreading.

You know, kids who don’t go to Cypress Bay High School have it easy in being the top 5% in their class.

Competing against at least 900 kids in the individual class is tough to stay in one spot in the class rank. 

I could have been top 5% if I went to Coral Springs.

But I dont, so I will have to live with being top 50% in my class.

No big deal, right?

yeah, I guess you can say I’m jealous and a little frustrated. 

yup..

His bubble is officially popped.

my family is so torn apart, it’s fucking ridiculous.

and you cursing the shit out of us, doesn’t make your kids feel more comfortable around you. Because to be honest, I’m fucking scared that one day you’ll just decide to hit me for no apparent reason.. so I don’t mind staying quiet and saying minimal words to you.

I don’t know who you are, dad. 

You probably wont be hearing much from me when I get to college…

  • Obama:

    I like Coke

  • Fox News:

    Obama Declares War on Pepsi

la di da di da

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